OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilet today and sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi!, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I… said "rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".
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BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A WHITE MAN SAYS "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN SAYS, "WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK, WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK, WHEN I DIE, I'LL BE BLACK. BUT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK, WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE BLUE, WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PURPLE. YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!?!"AND HE LEAVES.PUT

To my dearest Guan Keat

Dear Guan Keat,
Happy Chinese New year to you...I know that u hate me a lot nowadays, for the decision that i have made, for the mistakes that i have done...But one thing that i have to tell you...I am thankful for everything that you have done in the past...No matter what happened in the past, i choose to forgive and forget, let our baby rest in peace...I still miss you a lot but i never expect anything from you...From the bottom of my heart, i wish you all the best in everything...You'll be a great husband and lovely daddy in the future...Do take care of yourself, once again...Thank you so much for everything...I'll keep all the good memories in my heart...Forever you'll be in my heart...Take care...