OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilet today and sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi!, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I… said "rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".
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BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A WHITE MAN SAYS "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN SAYS, "WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK, WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK, WHEN I DIE, I'LL BE BLACK. BUT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK, WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE BLUE, WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PURPLE. YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!?!"AND HE LEAVES.PUT